I feel like killing my parents. I feel like killing the bus drivers. I feel like killing the entire morning bus passengers. No, actually, I feel like killing myself. I really should commit suicide. So any suggestive suicide methods?

Well, well, well, as all of you can guess, I was, am currently late for sports and wellness. I know it wasn't anything new, afterall, I practically skip all the morning class daily. But whatever, I'm going to flunk this module. I'm stupid, idiotic and insane. I skipped S and W altogether since I was late for like 20 mins. I figure I probably wouldn't get my attendance mark anyway. Damnation. What the hell?

I feel like sprouting all the vulgarities I ever knew in my whole, entire damnaton life. I feel like curling up and die. Yes, die. Or at least produce some dramatic scene like I'm having depression or some allergic from the sun so that I can be excuse for my further absence in S and W. Urggh. I feel like I want to have cancer and sob some sad story to the teacher so that I can be excuse for my absence today. Whatever. I feel like coughing out blood so that at least I can avoid the impending lecture from pple like LWK. I wish my sister or some kind-hearted people will kick me and break all my limbs so that I don't need to attend S and W anymore. And if somebody do kick me and break all my limbs, please kindly break my neck too, or all least my spine so that I will be paralyze from any S and W in the coming future. Please kill me if you are kind enough too. Or maybe the easier methods would be a morning call from any kind soul. But, wait a minute, I know morning call don't work for me anymore. I had already pass onto the highest level of laziness or chronic fatigue syndrome.

I wish to die. Please Earth, open up and swallow me.

Homo-day

Fornt vew

She looks taller

Back view

Actually, I'm taller

Reincarnation

Reincarnation-- transmigration of the soul in different forms. Do you belive it? The Egyptians do. In fact they were so serious about their beliefs that to them, life after death is more important than the life they living right now. Usually, I would have immediately dismiss this bit of information as totally and outrageously absurb and possibly spout a few vulgarities after that. I mean who in the right mind would believe this kind of nonscence? Definately not me! However, I was reminded to live life with a bit of imgination and so thus I reconsidered the possiblities.

Thay said look around your current life for clues of your past life. Well, well, well, COULD it be? I pondered and I pondered. Ah ha! Yes, none of my previous efforts to prove myself a psychic have been wasted. With just one quick scan on my pictures, I know exactly who or rather what I was in my previous life!
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I MUST have been a donkey!!!!!! No, not bulldog. Sorry for the disappointment but I'm positively convinced I'm a donkey. Why?

TADA!!!!!

Just Look at this!! * grasp and choke* Don't I have the funniest looking pair of ears anyone have ever seen?I mean it's positively HUGE and FUGLY!!! It's the exact imitation of a donkey!!!!! OMG!!!! A donkey? I can't have been a donkey. But well.. If I'm really am so then I'm probably the smartest donkey around the whole, wide range of ancestors donkey you have ever seen.

Look at that!!! It's sticking out!!!! It's moving!!! It probably have a life of its own!!! Ohhh.. my poor damnation ears. No wonder I am aways obsessing with Van Gorgh's cut ear, it must have been my donkey intinct then. Donkeys, they shy about their ears but they probably have funny tastes and think that their ears are the most attractive features theyever have. Thay must have thought humans look like shit with no sticking-out-of-the-closet ears. But well, at least they will think I'm pretty with those stick-out-of-the-closet ears I have. Whatever. I shall cut my ears to show my sencerity next time.

And lastly, I shall end the entry with a homoday pic. May God enjoy our humor while it lasts.

It was a fun day.

It's funny.

Vampires.
Angie, Jacinta and mine.

Photo with DENISE KELLER!!!!

Awwh.. She's just so pretty. Just look at her lashes and her nose!
Whatever!=D

A long, dirty yesterday!

Time for catching up with school work but I just CAN'T. CAN'T, as if in CAN'T. I mean my life has only been slacking, slacking and more slacking nowadays. Believe me, I think I'm like, totally gonna flunk these modules altogether. I and only gain empathy from my fellow slackers-- Jacinta, Angie and Jia Ying. I hope I don't end up in different class from you guys.

Anyway, went to orchard with Jacinta and Jia Ying yesterday. We bought some T-shirts with cool slogans. Haha. It's when you put the three of us together then you'll get to see the extreme anti-boys side of us.

After that we meet up with Derrick, Marc, Cheng Fong to watch Daven performed. Unfortunately, our sight was hindered by a total caked face bitch otherwise everything went pretty well. Ha! We went back to somerset to eat and took some pictures of us all in the football crazed mood.


And that was us feeling dirty, smelly and messy.

Close up photos of us not bathing for like, erh.. ten years?

The shirt Jac and I had bought. Jac-- white, Me-- black

The shirt Jia Ying bought. Can't make out the words? It says "boys are stupid".

And that was Marc and Jac. Jac kicking, while marc trying to keep her from scoring the goal.

Derrick and Marc

And After much persuading from each of us,

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Daven decided to give derrick a kiss!
Ohh.. Aren't they sweet? Okay,I admit, they were faking.

And last but not least, a group photo of us!

I know, we all can't bear to leave. =P

BTW, I saw Denise Keller and yes,we took a picture with her! However, the pictures not with me. Nevertheless, I shall still post photos of her standing, like 6 inches form me! =D

TADA! Isn't she like the sexiest/beautiful creature on earth?

She's freaking thin and fair with razor sharp nose!

Gorgeous and friendly! I think I 'd just been star struck.

Bye!!!!
(p.s. Can anyone please kindly lend me their photoshop? Without it, it's like eating without chopsticks, blogging without much fun. I swear, if you don't lend me I just continue taking random/ugly/ stupid funny pics of anyone and post it up here until one of you surrender and lent me photoshop for installation.Ha! =D)

It's just getting crazier!

Talk about muasculine.

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Now how about that?

I know, I know, Jacinta look like a scrawny, limp being waiting to be beaten and I look more like an hybrid of ape and a scrouge. Now don't ask me which scourge I'm refering to. If you play dota you should know.

Well, anyway, regretfully the winner shall be Angie. I hate to say that but well, at least I can find solace in being the winner next time.

And that is how we show our brotherly love towards one another. Don't ask, we're crazy.

And lastly, we sealed it with a kiss

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Photos changed as request! =D

What the? I realise we have the same side parting and we all love to show this side of the face when taking potos. =D

And that was Eric when we asked him to pose at the neoprints shop. Well, don't he look like some members in the band, Mcfly?