I feel like killing my parents. I feel like killing the bus drivers. I feel like killing the entire morning bus passengers. No, actually, I feel like killing myself. I really should commit suicide. So any suggestive suicide methods?

Well, well, well, as all of you can guess, I was, am currently late for sports and wellness. I know it wasn't anything new, afterall, I practically skip all the morning class daily. But whatever, I'm going to flunk this module. I'm stupid, idiotic and insane. I skipped S and W altogether since I was late for like 20 mins. I figure I probably wouldn't get my attendance mark anyway. Damnation. What the hell?

I feel like sprouting all the vulgarities I ever knew in my whole, entire damnaton life. I feel like curling up and die. Yes, die. Or at least produce some dramatic scene like I'm having depression or some allergic from the sun so that I can be excuse for my further absence in S and W. Urggh. I feel like I want to have cancer and sob some sad story to the teacher so that I can be excuse for my absence today. Whatever. I feel like coughing out blood so that at least I can avoid the impending lecture from pple like LWK. I wish my sister or some kind-hearted people will kick me and break all my limbs so that I don't need to attend S and W anymore. And if somebody do kick me and break all my limbs, please kindly break my neck too, or all least my spine so that I will be paralyze from any S and W in the coming future. Please kill me if you are kind enough too. Or maybe the easier methods would be a morning call from any kind soul. But, wait a minute, I know morning call don't work for me anymore. I had already pass onto the highest level of laziness or chronic fatigue syndrome.

I wish to die. Please Earth, open up and swallow me.