Reincarnation

Reincarnation-- transmigration of the soul in different forms. Do you belive it? The Egyptians do. In fact they were so serious about their beliefs that to them, life after death is more important than the life they living right now. Usually, I would have immediately dismiss this bit of information as totally and outrageously absurb and possibly spout a few vulgarities after that. I mean who in the right mind would believe this kind of nonscence? Definately not me! However, I was reminded to live life with a bit of imgination and so thus I reconsidered the possiblities.

Thay said look around your current life for clues of your past life. Well, well, well, COULD it be? I pondered and I pondered. Ah ha! Yes, none of my previous efforts to prove myself a psychic have been wasted. With just one quick scan on my pictures, I know exactly who or rather what I was in my previous life!
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I MUST have been a donkey!!!!!! No, not bulldog. Sorry for the disappointment but I'm positively convinced I'm a donkey. Why?

TADA!!!!!

Just Look at this!! * grasp and choke* Don't I have the funniest looking pair of ears anyone have ever seen?I mean it's positively HUGE and FUGLY!!! It's the exact imitation of a donkey!!!!! OMG!!!! A donkey? I can't have been a donkey. But well.. If I'm really am so then I'm probably the smartest donkey around the whole, wide range of ancestors donkey you have ever seen.

Look at that!!! It's sticking out!!!! It's moving!!! It probably have a life of its own!!! Ohhh.. my poor damnation ears. No wonder I am aways obsessing with Van Gorgh's cut ear, it must have been my donkey intinct then. Donkeys, they shy about their ears but they probably have funny tastes and think that their ears are the most attractive features theyever have. Thay must have thought humans look like shit with no sticking-out-of-the-closet ears. But well, at least they will think I'm pretty with those stick-out-of-the-closet ears I have. Whatever. I shall cut my ears to show my sencerity next time.

And lastly, I shall end the entry with a homoday pic. May God enjoy our humor while it lasts.