The new girly, nerdy YUN XIAN =D
Today is the day when my life seemed to ressemble the word of a "boring haze". Beside the fact that it's my off day ( which is right now ), I don't think that there's anything worth looking forward to.
Anyway, my insane state of msn automatically sign in itself again. No matter how I click on the tiny scribble word of "exit", it seemed to satisfy itself with annoying me by discreetly defianting against my command. I'm really starting to think that this incredulous msn has a spirit of it's own.
I'll be going out later. To orchard or causeway point. Jason is going away to Australia!!! Can you believe it? I'm going to miss him very much [and so is some other specific person=)]. Anway, I totally hate this. It's as if everyone's leaving. No, no, you all just can't leave the poor, pathetic Yun Xian all by herself!!!!! Damn. It's like gripping on to the wind itself. Holding on to it, and when you unclutch your hand, there's nothing there.
Well, talking about New Year's resolution, I recalled a recent joke my colleuge, Angela, made. Well, I shall not write it here, in case it incur the wrath of the others. =) He-he, it's a mean one. And yeah, I did plan my New Year's resolution. Here:
1)This year, Yun Xian will try ( yes, try only. I didn't say she will ) to be a good girl and be conform by conformities so that everyone will stop refering her to nick names like "uniquely insane", "weird" or "eccentric". =D
2) Also, since she was such a good girl, she decided to pretend to be a bit nice this year by smiling the senile smile she mastered so that everyone will happen to think of her as innocent. And of course secretly, she's going to laugh her evil, conspiring laughter behind their back, going "WAHAHAHA"
3) Okay, since after performing such dutiful act to the first two resolutions, she'll probably be such a nice person in everyone's eyes and that is when she'll perform her third resolution--fighting for world peace. Etc, getting all emotional when someone said Osama is here, or makes jokes about the aftermaths of disaster. And by stating it as "getting all emotional" means that she will proclaim commiting suicide if anyone is to say the word "Osama" out loud. And she will goes something like this " Oh God, Lord from above I pray, please tranform Osama into this incredible nice guy...etc" And if anyone mention "terrorists", she'll wail and moan and say " For god and for world peace, if anyone have any thoughts of destroying the world, just vent it on me...etc" But well, of course we all know she doesn't mean that.=)
4) And her forth is to try to pretend to be a nerd. Afterall, everyone in the right mind will associate "nerd" with the words "guai", "samaritin" and "intelligent". And that's what Yun Xian strive to be. She will be a life-sized, lengendary nerd. And with every sentence everyone speaks, she will go "Ahh... what words of wisdom.." or " As William shakesphere/ Newton/ Confusis had said....". She will strike everyone and stunned them by her profound wisdom and speak words with a minimum of three syllables letters. Of course fervently pushing up her spectacles and clapping her hands at every given speech by Prime Minister won't hurt her carreer of being a nerd either.
5) And yes, last but not least, she will try her very best to be like a girl. Now that shut Jeremy up for saying she's a 60% boy and a 40% girl. And by doing that she'll walk like a girl, speak like a girl and act like a girl.
Walking : She will walk with small, girly steps with the maximum of 2cm apart from each step she takes. And also, to add to the image, she'll probably sing a soft tiny, girly tune while she walks.
Dress: She will doll herself up with only pink stuff, occasionally with pure white and baby blue. She'll wear long, long skirt and giggle (remember to cover your mouth, Yun) when anyone comment she's a gentle lady.
Talk: Her favourite words will be " Oh dear", "I'm so scare...", "Oh my goodness", "How horrible.." or " I just can't imagine that". Of course added to the background noise are the soft grasps, groaning and sniffing. Now, also, a gentle reminder to our precious Yun Xian is that NO SWEARING is allow. Afterall, we all know nice girls don't swear. =)
Thinking: She will think like a girl!!! FOR ONCE!!! She will imagine that the story of Cinderalla, Sleeping beauty, Little mermaid and Snow white are true. Her eyes will pool with tears whenever people were to mention the word of "prince" and of course she will kiss the picture of the prince at ger story book every night before she goes to sleep. Her bed will of course be stuff with toys like barbies and CUTE teddy bears and she will make breakfast, tea, dinner and etc for them. The walls of her bedroom will be covered with pink and flowery wallpaper and with poster of different angles of her prince. She go " ahh", tears gleaming in her eyes and all whenever she thinks of her prince in shinny armor is coming to her castle to rescue her from the evil witch ( her mother) of the north ( north because woodlands is located at north).
Now, I'm finish with that already. I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the new, girly, nerdy, kinder 2006 Yun Xian, right? =) Yes, she'll probably a dream come true in everyone's mind.
Anyway, my insane state of msn automatically sign in itself again. No matter how I click on the tiny scribble word of "exit", it seemed to satisfy itself with annoying me by discreetly defianting against my command. I'm really starting to think that this incredulous msn has a spirit of it's own.
I'll be going out later. To orchard or causeway point. Jason is going away to Australia!!! Can you believe it? I'm going to miss him very much [and so is some other specific person=)]. Anway, I totally hate this. It's as if everyone's leaving. No, no, you all just can't leave the poor, pathetic Yun Xian all by herself!!!!! Damn. It's like gripping on to the wind itself. Holding on to it, and when you unclutch your hand, there's nothing there.
Well, talking about New Year's resolution, I recalled a recent joke my colleuge, Angela, made. Well, I shall not write it here, in case it incur the wrath of the others. =) He-he, it's a mean one. And yeah, I did plan my New Year's resolution. Here:
1)This year, Yun Xian will try ( yes, try only. I didn't say she will ) to be a good girl and be conform by conformities so that everyone will stop refering her to nick names like "uniquely insane", "weird" or "eccentric". =D
2) Also, since she was such a good girl, she decided to pretend to be a bit nice this year by smiling the senile smile she mastered so that everyone will happen to think of her as innocent. And of course secretly, she's going to laugh her evil, conspiring laughter behind their back, going "WAHAHAHA"
3) Okay, since after performing such dutiful act to the first two resolutions, she'll probably be such a nice person in everyone's eyes and that is when she'll perform her third resolution--fighting for world peace. Etc, getting all emotional when someone said Osama is here, or makes jokes about the aftermaths of disaster. And by stating it as "getting all emotional" means that she will proclaim commiting suicide if anyone is to say the word "Osama" out loud. And she will goes something like this " Oh God, Lord from above I pray, please tranform Osama into this incredible nice guy...etc" And if anyone mention "terrorists", she'll wail and moan and say " For god and for world peace, if anyone have any thoughts of destroying the world, just vent it on me...etc" But well, of course we all know she doesn't mean that.=)
4) And her forth is to try to pretend to be a nerd. Afterall, everyone in the right mind will associate "nerd" with the words "guai", "samaritin" and "intelligent". And that's what Yun Xian strive to be. She will be a life-sized, lengendary nerd. And with every sentence everyone speaks, she will go "Ahh... what words of wisdom.." or " As William shakesphere/ Newton/ Confusis had said....". She will strike everyone and stunned them by her profound wisdom and speak words with a minimum of three syllables letters. Of course fervently pushing up her spectacles and clapping her hands at every given speech by Prime Minister won't hurt her carreer of being a nerd either.
5) And yes, last but not least, she will try her very best to be like a girl. Now that shut Jeremy up for saying she's a 60% boy and a 40% girl. And by doing that she'll walk like a girl, speak like a girl and act like a girl.
Walking : She will walk with small, girly steps with the maximum of 2cm apart from each step she takes. And also, to add to the image, she'll probably sing a soft tiny, girly tune while she walks.
Dress: She will doll herself up with only pink stuff, occasionally with pure white and baby blue. She'll wear long, long skirt and giggle (remember to cover your mouth, Yun) when anyone comment she's a gentle lady.
Talk: Her favourite words will be " Oh dear", "I'm so scare...", "Oh my goodness", "How horrible.." or " I just can't imagine that". Of course added to the background noise are the soft grasps, groaning and sniffing. Now, also, a gentle reminder to our precious Yun Xian is that NO SWEARING is allow. Afterall, we all know nice girls don't swear. =)
Thinking: She will think like a girl!!! FOR ONCE!!! She will imagine that the story of Cinderalla, Sleeping beauty, Little mermaid and Snow white are true. Her eyes will pool with tears whenever people were to mention the word of "prince" and of course she will kiss the picture of the prince at ger story book every night before she goes to sleep. Her bed will of course be stuff with toys like barbies and CUTE teddy bears and she will make breakfast, tea, dinner and etc for them. The walls of her bedroom will be covered with pink and flowery wallpaper and with poster of different angles of her prince. She go " ahh", tears gleaming in her eyes and all whenever she thinks of her prince in shinny armor is coming to her castle to rescue her from the evil witch ( her mother) of the north ( north because woodlands is located at north).
Now, I'm finish with that already. I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the new, girly, nerdy, kinder 2006 Yun Xian, right? =) Yes, she'll probably a dream come true in everyone's mind.
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