What is heaven like?
When I woke up this morning, I was thinking what heaven feel like? What detemines our existence to live? Who am I? All these weird thoughts started to swirled around my heard, bombarding me with senseless questions. So I decided to actually used my imagination to answer one of the world's greatest unknown. What heaven feels like?
Okay, now lets' presume heaven does exist. So what's next, you're going to ask. Yes, I shall answer your very pondering question: what heaven actually like?
You know, when you think of heaven, you'll naturally linked it to the topic of religion. But since I said I'll use my imagination to make up heaven, so let's just say that the words and complications of religion won't be included in this entry.
Now, in my opinion, heaven is like a doll house.=) Yes, it's just a doll house but a very personalised doll house. And you are the doll, that goes without saying. And how does this doll house look like?
Journey of HEAVEN:
1) When you first arrive at heaven, you will arrive at the entrance of this gigantic gate called "The Gates of DIY making" (DIY stands fo "do it yourself of course =))
Nice? Of course, there will be a small lettering saying "ENTER at your own risk!!" But since in heaven hor, the only place to go is over there, so you bo bian, die die also have to enter whether you like it or not. But of course, if you don't want go the through the gate also fine. Then you have nothing to do loz, can't even die again. NVM.
2) After entering the gate, you will start to see people, or perharps, I should called them souls? And our here, there will be queues. Two different queues to be exact. And it will be like this:
Yeah, also there will be other headings beside the "special request", "VIP only" and " common pple". And you are going to ask, what so speacial about VIP? Now, my dear, VIP means very important people and thus, as you can see from the picture, VIP has shorter queue. Which means unlike the "common people" queue, you don't need to wait for a day and camp there but just need to flash your card and wait for fifteen minutes then you will reach your turn. and of course, there will be some people who are so bu yao lian, think they VIP then will queue there, but later kenna kick out, then everyone will "boo" them.
And what does it takes to be a VIP?
1) You must contribute to the society for a least one time, like inventor of mp3, air-conditioners, etc. (the list goes on..)
2) OR you have to do at lest 365 good deeds in your life and also do not abuse your wifes, respect girls, etc...=)
3)So after you reach the queue you will be asked to fill up a form. AND this form is very important!!!! And they will ask questions like these:
When do you think is the happiness moment in your life?
Who do you want to be in your life?
Who do you want to be?
ETC...
4)And after you filled up this form, you'll have to go to another queue. WHAT!?!?!!?! So troublesome, you asked. Yes, indeed, my dear, afterall creating heaven is a very tedious job. And BTW, these queues range from" HDB housing", "cheap renting" "condominium", etc.
5) And of course, because you are following my journey through my heaven, I'm going to queue for the "white house" kind of queue.
6) After that, when I reach the queue, a faceless gentleman will ask me,, "Can I help you, madam?" and will attempt to smile at me. However, since he is faceless, the attempt failed horribly, but I still mastered up my most polite smile and said, " Yes please, sir" .
7) He will then use his superb photoshop, digital skill and will create my perfect heaven just a mouse click away!!! Now, over here, you can choose your heaven to be whatever you want!!!! For some people, those wedding fanatics, they will make the scene to be their wedding and the whole scene will be repeated over and over again!!! The groom will be created by clay and you will be the one to control everything!! However, some saddists and cynics people will create scene of murders, etc, and that's is where the word "hell" come from. Also, not to forget, some religious people will create a God then, live inside it so that their religion will be true for them.
And of course, all these are make-believe. =) When you get sick of the heaven you create, you can get out of the doll house and recreate another. No rules here in heaven afterall.
Now, what kind of heaven will you create?
Okay, now lets' presume heaven does exist. So what's next, you're going to ask. Yes, I shall answer your very pondering question: what heaven actually like?
You know, when you think of heaven, you'll naturally linked it to the topic of religion. But since I said I'll use my imagination to make up heaven, so let's just say that the words and complications of religion won't be included in this entry.
Now, in my opinion, heaven is like a doll house.=) Yes, it's just a doll house but a very personalised doll house. And you are the doll, that goes without saying. And how does this doll house look like?
Journey of HEAVEN:
1) When you first arrive at heaven, you will arrive at the entrance of this gigantic gate called "The Gates of DIY making" (DIY stands fo "do it yourself of course =))
Nice? Of course, there will be a small lettering saying "ENTER at your own risk!!" But since in heaven hor, the only place to go is over there, so you bo bian, die die also have to enter whether you like it or not. But of course, if you don't want go the through the gate also fine. Then you have nothing to do loz, can't even die again. NVM.
2) After entering the gate, you will start to see people, or perharps, I should called them souls? And our here, there will be queues. Two different queues to be exact. And it will be like this:
Yeah, also there will be other headings beside the "special request", "VIP only" and " common pple". And you are going to ask, what so speacial about VIP? Now, my dear, VIP means very important people and thus, as you can see from the picture, VIP has shorter queue. Which means unlike the "common people" queue, you don't need to wait for a day and camp there but just need to flash your card and wait for fifteen minutes then you will reach your turn. and of course, there will be some people who are so bu yao lian, think they VIP then will queue there, but later kenna kick out, then everyone will "boo" them.
And what does it takes to be a VIP?
1) You must contribute to the society for a least one time, like inventor of mp3, air-conditioners, etc. (the list goes on..)
2) OR you have to do at lest 365 good deeds in your life and also do not abuse your wifes, respect girls, etc...=)
3)So after you reach the queue you will be asked to fill up a form. AND this form is very important!!!! And they will ask questions like these:
When do you think is the happiness moment in your life?
Who do you want to be in your life?
Who do you want to be?
ETC...
4)And after you filled up this form, you'll have to go to another queue. WHAT!?!?!!?! So troublesome, you asked. Yes, indeed, my dear, afterall creating heaven is a very tedious job. And BTW, these queues range from" HDB housing", "cheap renting" "condominium", etc.
5) And of course, because you are following my journey through my heaven, I'm going to queue for the "white house" kind of queue.
6) After that, when I reach the queue, a faceless gentleman will ask me,, "Can I help you, madam?" and will attempt to smile at me. However, since he is faceless, the attempt failed horribly, but I still mastered up my most polite smile and said, " Yes please, sir" .
7) He will then use his superb photoshop, digital skill and will create my perfect heaven just a mouse click away!!! Now, over here, you can choose your heaven to be whatever you want!!!! For some people, those wedding fanatics, they will make the scene to be their wedding and the whole scene will be repeated over and over again!!! The groom will be created by clay and you will be the one to control everything!! However, some saddists and cynics people will create scene of murders, etc, and that's is where the word "hell" come from. Also, not to forget, some religious people will create a God then, live inside it so that their religion will be true for them.
And of course, all these are make-believe. =) When you get sick of the heaven you create, you can get out of the doll house and recreate another. No rules here in heaven afterall.
Now, what kind of heaven will you create?
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